Hello, my name is Greg Taylor, and I have ARD.
A lot of people are suffering these days from ARD: Attention Requirement Disorder.
Notably, ministers often crave attention, recognition and affirmation and therefore “suffer” from ARD. But ministers aren’t the only ones who contract ARD. Artists, writers, bloggers, doctors, teachers and those in many other vocations and stations in life can all potentially have ARD.
You may have ARD if you do the following:
Granted, some people are loved with words of affirmation rather than other forms of love such as touch, acts of service, and gift-giving, but any of the ways we feel love can potentially lead to ARD.
Can we medicate ARD? No, but we can treat it. Ask your doctor if SPAGARD is right for you. S-P-A-G-A-R-D helps sooth those inflamed attention requirement glands and settle you down to work without anxiously seeking affirmation from your peers and loved ones. A daily regimen of SPAGARD gives ARD sufferers these daily requirements in order to overcome:
S-P-A-G-A-R-D . . . ask your doctor if it’s right for you. Do it for all the loved ones in your life.
Great post Greg! Sure was great to see you last week, dude! Keep posting….you challenge us when you do!
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Gt, you’ve nailed it. I have a serious case of ARD, blog type.
Thanks for the cure.
Dude,
I am so guilty of this. And I’ve probably looked to you a couple of times for my fix. Sorry. Great to see you last week, and congrats on the whole Tulsa thing.
Great post Greg. One of the best I’ve ever read. I affirm it. I affirm you. You are awesome!
What Tulsa thing?
Ouch. Don’t hit so close to home next time…
(…actually, GREAT post…)
I love people like david u, and him especially. He is a great enabler for my chronic ARD.
Is SPAGARD effective against Diotrephes Syndrome too? I got a bad case of it …
Greg–You’ve got my attention; I read your blog regularly. And just remember: You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you! Also, SPAGARD seems like a good solution to not have to depend on affirmation from schlumps like me. Peace.
OK, I’ll help to deflate your ARDiness.
You smile too much, give away your time, talents and money waaaaaay too much. And, you can’t stick with one home location. You seem to think you must go where God leads you.
See? You’re not so perfect. Who needs affirmation of that?